TURBOSLEAZE. All caps & no spaces.
Forms the basis for what we now safely know as "piss cranium jamz".
I did yr Dad last night.
With Pikachu wailing not far behind on a surfboard made of Zigfreed; Roy as the anklet rope,
T.S. forges backwards in time,
defying logic only to make it to the "Grand Opening" of the new Crate & Barrel (tm)
that opened down the road last Thursday.
With toilet humor being the last and only source of constant and consistent refuge,
we fill our collective tank with any poo poo and pee pee we can find,
shitting all the while.
I would like a diarrhea, no ice. And the lady will have the squid.
We're really Rockin' out now, We're really Rockin' out now, We're really Rockin' out now, We're really Rockin' out now, We're really Rockin' out now, We're really Rockin' out now, A-Scooby Dooby Doo Yea. We're really Rockin' out now, Who, What, When,
Track Name: Dogged & True
(compiled & plagiarized lyrics from the Meat Puppets first album)
Track Name: Jazz in "Waste Of" Time
Sorry/::Jeez:: Ah Shit sorry about that/Scoobydapbop scoobydapyea doobadeedoo scoobydoobee doo and a yeayeayea jazzjazzjazzjazz yeay-yea scibby/ urhm son of a.. m-my bad/ Jazz dooby doo ba do bow scooby doop ba pa doopy doobie do bop, a doodilly bop doodily bop didily bang do bang, scooby dap bop doody ba ba doo bap baddop DOORWAY/ ahh.. you know I'm sorry man../ Last night I went to penilefitness.com scoobydap baba do bam Scooby doo doo I'm a pizza man with a Pizza face and I dance around like a pizza man
Track Name: Druid Gulch
(see "Dogged & True")
Track Name: Whipping Girl & Boy
The Whipping Girl, Bleeds Sassafras, While I open my Sail, on a sea of Pepsi™
The Whipping Boy, Eats Purple Grass™, While I'm on some balcony, fuckin' a magazine
The Whipping Girl/Boy, Won't bleed no more, While I hire some foreigner, to put it all in a cavity.
Track Name: Borscht Gulch
Track Name: Pick it up there
Pick it up there, drag it over there, keep an eye out, leave it down there/the water is brown, but I'm so thirsty. I want the Mickey Mouse shirt, I'm so thirsty/How about this one, how about that one, that one's on sale, this one makes me look fat/James Brown Concert Fire in the Soul baby baby I got the feeling matching glitter/God's gonna smile, when he sees my face, how nice it'll be, to die for the truth/Munchin' on some stuff, Dunkaroos, dunk it in the frosting, what a great snack/ love him with your mind, share 2 hearts, but the hearts you share, are always changing/ Do you need some weapons? I can't stop excreting them, there must be someone, givin' you the eyeeeeeaaaaoooohh.......
Track Name: Aerosmith Tattoo
(instructions: flex your muscles at exactly 1 minute & 18 seconds retract at 1:19)