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You didn’t laugh at my joke you must be dead inside I’m assistant manager here I’m all alone in my pride Oh no Cup or cone? The First Baskin Robbins in Afghanistan When the commercial is proof that your whole truth is a lie You turn the tables around and trust the reasons why You don’t Have access to any zone Where you can freely talk of humanist business plans
Burger man Inevitable Burger plan It’s an Inevitable
Mayor Mc-Mayor Mc-Cheezy (TURBOSLEAZE) Cheese Cheese I’ll repeat the verse I’ll repeat the Inverse Blood inside the purse Mayor McCheese’s purse curse I’ll repeat the verse I’ll repeat the inverse Strengthening the verse The fool is well rehearsed I’ll repeat the verse I’ll repeat the inverse Mayor McCheese is cursed Agatha Christie’s curse purse Blood inside the Church Strengthening the inverse Magnifies the curse Of Mayor McCheese’s verse I’ll repeat the verse Dissonant the converse TURBOSLEAZE’s church Stained the glass with kind work I’ll repeat the verse Demolishing the purse curse Strengthening the verse Providing we’ve rehearsed
That’s why they call me Grimace I didn’t have a poem or a song to write for Grimace or his grimace, so I set out on my bike to look for the Fry Kids and Birdie. “These were the best times of our lives” as I recalled to Birdie, after a hole in one on a par four. “Remember that movie Billy Madison, oh no wait- maybe it was Happy Gilmore when Shooter McGavin gets that Jackass guy to drive by in his car?” Haha yea I love you man. “You’re not getting my Bud Light™, Birdie” “Hahaha” Simultaneous. She carved a hole in the wall and the image made her calm and happy. By that time the Mayor McCheese flashed across the screen and Birdie went to get her gun. My Grandmother had a Willow tree that she used to sit behind. The reality of the virtual non-withstanding- as we pray for the ghost of Pocahontas to take her revenge on Ronald. Four score and seven years ago blah blah blah I did not have sexual relations blah blah blah That’s why they call me Carlos ____?
We’ve built ourselves a maze Breathing in a blue-grey metal haze For keeping out the cold So far there’s a zillion burgers sold Fry Kids’ PCP Adventureland You feel you have to lie To fit inside the Other’s fractured eye The Burgers make you sick You find out every-one is full of shit  Fry Kids’ PCP Adventureland
Birdie 01:47
Birdie Birdie, yeah


released June 6, 2015

All songs written/recorded/mixed by TURBOSLEAZE
Mastered by Matt Labozza
Hamburgler-munching by Jesse Carsten
Grimace poem written by Robert Calzone,
read by Brigid Slattery
Artwork by Kira Sassano and TURBOSLEAZE

TURBOSLEAZE advocates a living wage for all humans.

Intellectual Bird Records/Underdog Pop Records


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